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After a year of research in the field of hangovers I’ve come to a few conclusions:
When you wake up you’re either faced with three choices, suppress, sleep or sick.
If you have the time, sleep it off and let your body slowly release the alcohol naturally.
If you want to suppress it, eat some bread and milk. You won’t feel like eating at all but the bread will act like a sponge, stopping the alcohol sloshing around in there and help you to stop feeling like you’re at sea. You will inevitably be dehydrated so drink some milk or water. Avoid coke, orange juice or anything too acidic as this will only upset your stomach and even might induce option three…
If you have decided to throw the towel in and be sick, then a sharp two fingers down the throat once or twice will definitely solve it for you. If you’re not sick then you don’t need to be and so refer back to option one or two. Inducing a ‘tactical chunder’ is definitely not a healthy thing to do regularly but if you have to be out the door in a few minutes then it is for the best. Remember to replace the vom with something a little more savoury such as bread and plenty of water.